Tee-hee

Fcuker face?

Mon, 28 May 2012 10:46:00 -0700

Dad: Yeah, he's kind of shady. I never knew if he was genuine or not.
Me: What a sucky person.
Dad: Sometimes he nice and sometimes he not.
Me: Huh.
Dad: He has a good fcuker face.
Me: what face?
Dad: fcuker face.
Me: ... OH! You mean poker face?
Dad: Yes, fcuker face.

Slushie?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:15:52 -0800

Mom: Can you go to 7-up?
Me: ???
Mom: I want to drink slushie.
Me: Did you mean 7-Eleven..?
Mom: Oh... yes.

You're too cute.

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:52:33 -0800

Mom:Why did the hot dog wear a coat?
[pause/snicker]
Mom: CAUSE IT WAS A CHILI-DOG!

Lyrics

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:51:25 -0800

Mom: So I really want to listen to this one song.
Me: Okay, what's the title of the song?
Mom: I don't know.
Me: Hmmm.. okay. Do you know any parts of the lyrics?
Mom: Oh! I know the chorus part!
Me: Okay! How does it go?
Mom: La la la la la!

Good thinking...

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:04:16 -0800

Me: Dad, you know your phone’s broken, right?
Dad: I know. Callers hear static noise… they think I’m in some storm.
Me: Do you want me to eBay you a new one?
Dad: No.
Me: ?
Dad: This way people hang up faster.

Go Yerin! Counter-attack!

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:42:01 -0800

I wish I knew this kid in real life.

Cutest. Baby. Ever.